Winston: Guys, look, quit it, okay? Ever since I became the Carport Hero, you're treating me like I'm special, and I'm not. It's me. Winnie the Bish! The Bish with the wish! And my wish is to have fun! Which is exactly why I'm not gonna confiscate the fireworks behind your back.
Nick: Yeah, you got me, Officer Bishop. You can have it. I also want you to have this Jesus wig.
Winston: You know, wigs aren't illegal.
Nick: I know. But I think it would look awesome on you.
Winston: So do I.
Nick: Put it on.