Nick: All right, let's not play the "who put the mug out" game.
Jess: We should be focusing on Coach.
Coach: I saw you checking out Jess's butt last week.
Nick: No.
Winston: Yes, she was wearing the "look at me" skirt.
Schmidt: All right, well, let's not try to... My money's on Jess.
Jess: Wait.
Schmidt: She hasn't had sex since Ryan, and desperate times call for Nick Miller.