Jess: When one of us left the mug on the entryway table... "Ass" out meant it was time to... Make love...
Nick: Bone. Yeah, make love.
Schmidt: We're getting rid of this thing... especially since you guys aren't using it anymore, right?
Jess & Nick: Right.
Winston: Wrong. I, Winston L'Andre Bishop, saw that very mug on this very hallway table just last week... "Ass" very out. Ooh...!
Jess: Winston, that mug hasn't seen any action in over a year. You're off your rocker.
Winston: If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?
Nick: Oh, Winston.
Winston: You see, just last week, I took this selfie with... Wait, not that one. That's crazy. Not that one. I forgot I had this one. This selfie, in front of that table. Sex mug. Question is, who put the mug out?