Quote from Nick in Panty Gate
Jess: Wait. What are we watching right now? That girl just took her boobs out! Nick, why are you watching smut? Nick: It was already in the DVD player. I didn't want to get up and get it. Winston: Schmidt, are you sitting on my pillow? Jess: Who leaves porn in the DVD? Schmidt: What's it doing out here in the first place? Nick: The only thing we use it for. Might as well just leave it in. Winston: I'm sleeping on the couch. Furguson and I are fighting. Schmidt: Why is that pillow wet? Nick: It's a good story. Let's just watch and see what happens.