Cece: [on the phone] Fawn is none of my business, and Schmidt seems to really like her, so whatever happens, I'm just not getting involved.
Jess: Then why are you on your way to hang out with him? What are you doing?
Cece: He said to come over. He said it was an emergency.
Jess: What if he does something sexy? That's like Gollum hanging out with the One Ring.