Schmidt: Well, you know, it doesn't matter! You know, we did a good job with those cards, Mom. And we don't need any of your money.
Nick: Whoa, we're all being very emotional. Let's just slow everything...
Schmidt: I'm moving the couch back! Gosh! Did you nail that thing down? That's... You move that all by yourself? I'm an adult man, Mom. And Nick is my best friend in the whole wide world. And we're gonna buy a small portion of that bar without any of your help. [door slams; Schmidt returns:] And also, there's some leftover chili in the fridge if you get hungry, and, please, make sure to put a plate over it before you put it in the microwave. I don't want it to splatter everywhere!