Jess: Ugh! Can you believe this guy? Pete is over an hour late for our brunch date.
Schmidt: Pete? Who's Pete?
Coach: Oh, it's this dude who goes to my gym. Thought Jess could use a man with a little muscle for a change, so I set 'em up.
Jess: Not gonna marry him, but I'm having fun. [chuckles] Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Hang on a second, Orange. I'm gonna send a sext to Pete, which I did. My first one ever. Want to see? It's super hot.
Cece: I don't want to, uh... Okay, that's just a picture of you in a bra over a T-shirt holding a sign that says "Property of Pete." Not a sext.
Jess: I'm wearing a bra!
Cece: No, that's like a glorified selfie.
Jess: You can see the bra.
Cece: Nope.
Jess: [scoffs] I bet he saw this, and he was like, [in low voice:] "Oh, delicious."