Nick: May didn't start liking you because you play some dumb instrument. She started liking you because you're cocky. And you're funny. What, you're afraid of her because she plays the standing-up guitar?
Schmidt: He's right, Coach, I don't know why we're trying so hard to make you fit in here. You're Coach,
sex in a sweat suit.
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: If I've taught you one thing, it's lead out with confidence. Follow up with comedy. And number trey, your home run, your triple-- have great looks. I got 'em, and I passed them on to you. So get out there, you beautiful peacock. Shake your tail feathers.
Coach: I mean, I'd rather not get these compliments with my pants down, but appreciate it.