Quote from Jess in Walk of Shame
Woman: You ready? Paul: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jess: That's not Jenn. Paul: [sighs] Nope. This is not my house, okay? This is not a daddy diaper bag. This is a bag of sadness. Because I am a party clown. [squeaks] I'm actually a musical party clown, okay? So no one's had a more shameful walk this morning than me. [squeaks] Jess: What happened to Jenn? Paul: Thanks for bringing that up. Salt in the wound. She left me. You know what I did last night? I'm gonna tell you. I masturbated to pornography that I had to draw on the back of an envelope. [Cece and Jess point to the mother] Jess: [chuckles] He's great with kids. Woman: Who are you? Jess: I'm a Liza Minnelli impersonator. [sings] Ah...