Coach: Do you think Nick and Winston should come to May's thing?
Schmidt: No.
Coach: I mean, I'm so freaked out that they're gonna embarrass me. I'm barely holding my own with May's friends as it is.
[flashback:]
May: It's always neo-romanticism with that guy-- like Rihm, Rochberg, Zwilich.
Coach: You know what song I find neo-romantic? [humming Johnny Pearson's "Heavy Action"] It's Monday Night Football? Uh... Why is it, like, weird right now?