Coach: Good evening. Happy Valentine's Day. May I offer you a piece of my hear...? [May turns around] Hey. You again.
May: I'm curious, d-do you actually think that's gonna work?
Coach: I mean, you tell me. [imitates heart pumping]
May: Are you trolling bars on Valentine's Day, trying to find sad, single girls to hook up with you?
Coach: I'm not gonna say yes, and I'm not gonna say no, because saying no would be a lie. So yes.
May: I'm gonna... I'm gonna take these.
Coach: Don't!
May: Yep.
Coach: Paid $3.50 for those. You owe me $3.50.