Jess: Maybe you could back off a little, since Nick's been having, you know, man problems.
Schmidt: "Man problems"?
Jess: Man problems.
[cutting back and forth:]
Nick: Are we talking a clog or a leak?
Schmidt: He's got the wet Tuesdays?
Nick: You think it's 'cause of his tight denim pants?
Schmidt: Did the squirrels get to the tulip bulbs?