Quote from Schmidt in Coming Out
Nick: Here, take your bottoms off, put these sweatpants on. Schmidt: You take your bottoms off, sir! Nick: Why don't you take your slacks off, so I can put some sweatpants on? Now take your bottoms off. Schmidt: I'm not gonna sit around here all day like an off-duty ice cream truck driver! Kai: I confiscated three laptops, two tablets and an e-reader. Oh, and this satellite phone with a condom taped to it. Schmidt: My earthquake kit?