Jess: So they go to this bar in Chicago to get Winston laid...
Barry: And one of these guys is your ex?
Jess: Yeah, Nick.
Barry: Mm, the nicest thing I ever did for an ex is give him a ride to the airport. And for me, that's just going to work, and I still barely did it. [Jess laughs] Okay, please don't take this as a Christmas miracle. But what can I do to help? Do you want to fly first-class somewhere, like Pittsburgh? And then tell everyone you're a Latin pop star? I did that once, and it's kind of the perfect Christmas. You can pass as Latin.
Jess: Actually, you know what I'd love?
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Barry: [to Nick] Hope first class is okay. And don't freak out, but I think Paul Dano's on your flight. And don't thank me, thank her. But thank me also, because I'm the one that did it.