Quote from Coach in Girl Fight
Coach: [on the phone] I can help you end this. Do you know why? Do you know why? I'm waiting. Schmidt: Oh, my God, is it because you have sisters? Coach: It's because I have sisters! And you know what that means? Schmidt: And that you know more about women than me. Coach: I know more about women than you! Schmidt: And that I'm a little dumb-dumb. Coach: And I'm a big smart-smart. Yeah. Now, here's what you're gonna do. Get big like a bear. If that doesn't work, pee a circle around yourself and light it on fire. Schmidt: I peed before I came. I had a root beer with lunch. Coach: I'm on my way. Hey, uh, did you bring a gift? 'Cause I don't want to be that guy. You know, the guy that doesn't bring a gift? Schmidt: Just get over here. Coach: All right, I'm coming. Winston: [bubble-wrapped to a chair] What? Coach! Coach, I can't turn the pages! How am I gonna study if I can't turn the pages?