Schmidt: Three days without Cece? Do I have to spend three days without Cece?
Jess: Yes. I don't trust you around her. She makes you weak and penis-dumb.
Schmidt: Three days without Cece? Why don't you just replace my shoes with bags and turn me into a lunatic?
Coach: Stay out of it, man.
Jess: Stay the hell out of it, bro.
Schmidt: Here's a different take: Why don't I spend more time with her?
Jess: Stay out of it.
Schmidt: I'm confused. Now, should I... Are you asking me to spend more time with her or stay out of it?
Coach: Like, for real?