Quote from Nick in Thanksgiving IV
Lucy: Hi, Nick. It's been a long time. Nick: Lucille. Great to see you. Do you still like to eat, uh... popcorn? Lucy: I guess so. Nick: Oh, you see that? I know her foods. Schmidt: You must have spoiled her, huh? You know, if you'll excuse us, I'm gonna give Lucy the tour. Come on, Lucy. [to Nick] I'm calling my penis "the tour." Nick: My tour's more satisfying. His is all about him. Mine's about you sometimes.