Schmidt: Grounds?
Nick: The statute of limitation hasn't expired.
Schmidt: You dated her three years ago for, like, two and a half months. The statute is very specific. 1,000 showers. After that, no claim.
Nick: And if you think I've showered 1,000 times in the past three years, then you're out of your mind.
Schmidt: Did you ever spend more than $65 on her, not including tip?
Nick: It's tough. There were a lot of coupons involved.
Schmidt: Did you ever watch her dog?
Nick: Trick question: she had fish and I killed them.
Schmidt: You ever get her a gift?
Nick: Every time we had sex. [both laugh]
Schmidt: No claim.