Sergeant Dorado: I will ask you questions. You will ask me no questions. In pursuit of that, I will offer up three personal facts: I was born in St. Louis, I have three brothers, two of whom were killed in separate plane crashes, and... I like music. Good? Good. Now, let's get started--
Nick: My name is Nick.
Sergeant Dorado: Nicholas Miller?
Nick: I-I don't... I don't know.
Schmidt: Hah! He's just messing around with you. He's our resident clown here.
Sergeant Dorado: Let's keep this simple. I need to be home in time to feed my bird. Oh, God.
Coach: [light clattering] Uh, green grape? Would you like...?
Sergeant Dorado: No, thanks. I already had my grapes.