Schmidt: All right, Nick, hey, uh, you were home today. Did anybody leave any messages about my interview for tomorrow?
Nick: I don't know. Why don't you ask the machine? Isn't that what you wanted?
Schmidt: [chuckles] Uh, the machine's not working.
Nick: Well, isn't that funny? I feel like I'm working perfectly.
Schmidt: I'm gonna go take this machine back to 1993 and exchange it.