Nick: [phone rings] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's see what she can do. [beep]
Cece: [flatly] Hello. You've reached the loft.
Schmidt: Oh, my God. Will you not stop until the whole world is aro...? [beep]
Woman: Hey, this message is for Nick. You responded to my ad about a custom secretary headset. Please give me a call back. [beep]
Nick: How do they know my name? It's a stinking old prank. I don't even care. I got a lot going on today, so...
Cece: Are you just eating a bowl of jelly?
Nick: What does it look like?
Cece: It looks like a bowl of jelly.
Nick: It's a bowl of jelly, yeah.