Jess: That's it! I'm gonna need to talk to all these teachers.
Coach: You're just jealous because you're not gettin' any. [indignant gasp from Jess] When's the last time someone gave you CPR?
Jess: Well, I give it to myself at least once a month...
Coach: Oh!
Jess: To refresh. I'm talking about real CPR!
Coach: Oh.