Jess: Um, anyway, uh, how did this start?
Coach: Uh, fine. A couple of weeks ago I got a cut. And I went to the nurse.
Jess: Okay.
Coach: And when I saw her, I was like, "damn."
Ruth: And I was, like, "you frickin' got a cut."
Coach: And I was like, "you frickin' better fix it." And she was like, "no. Cuts are gross."
Ruth: Yeah.
Coach: And then we had sex.
Ruth: Yeah.
Jess: That's disturbing on so many levels.