Nick: Hey, Jess.
Jess: Hey.
Nick: I know you're bummed and so I hate to do this, but I want to look at porn and you owe me a year's worth.
Jess: Yeah, okay. You know what? You earned this porn. And the VIP pass. And the "Kitty Room Live Cam Experience." Do you really need all of this?
Nick: Just click the boxes.