Nick: Are you honestly going on a date with somebody who has one of these?
Jess: Yes, I am, 'cause I don't care what a guy's body looks like. You know what revs me up? A fertile mind and a gentle spirit. A nice, smart guy...
Nick: How do you know he's nice? You barely know him.
Schmidt: Man made it through middle school with that ghoulish raisin. He's a hero.