Coach: It's an actual medical condition. Here's a web page all about it.
Nick: I don't know what I'm looking at. Where is the...
Coach: It's right there. I think. Yeah.
Nick: No.
Schmidt: It's like a single tent in a... A vast, dark forest.
Coach: It's like the letter "I" floating around in a bowl of alphabet soup.
Winston: Oh, that's awesome... an anteater's being born.
Nick: Winston, it's a micropenis, bro.
Winston: That's a grown man? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.