Schmidt: Now, you're on Dice and this hunk shows up.
Jess: Hubba hubba, mama in trubba.
Schmidt: Don't ever do that again.
Jess: Okay.
Schmidt: So you find this man. He looks like a Hemsworth, if you will. He swipes down, you swipe down, you guys set a date. I show up. Hey, how you doing? I'm Jack Steele.
Jess: Hi, Jack.
Schmidt: [buzzing] Wrong.
Jess: Is that our Taboo buzzer?
Schmidt: Not important. Why did I buzz?
Jess: Do you think you could just return it to the box when you're done?
Schmidt: The reason I buzzed is because I look nothing like this person. Look at this. There's a sun-kissed sweetie. I am a rugged Semitic prince.
Jess: I thought we were role playing.
Schmidt: Role playing? What about this feels like a game to you? [buzzing]