Kat: Perfect specimen. Ted is the only eligible guy here, and we are his two best options for procreation.
Jess: Oh.
Kat: I'm not trying to intimidate you, I just want you to know who you're dealing with if we're both gonna compete for this man tonight.
Jess: What?
Kat: Here are the facts: I am technically a genius, I have a photographic memory and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell.
Jess: Okay...
Kat: Have you ever heard of plutoxic syndrome? That's because I cured it. You're welcome, vaginas everywhere.
Jess: [goofy voice] Oh, thank you very much. I'm sorry, that was... vagina voice, and a... It was a huge mistake.