Quote from Schmidt in Cruise
Schmidt: You know, I've been thinking a lot about your sleeping arrangements and... Nick: Weird. Schmidt: I might have an idea on how to make things a little bit less weird. Jess: Really? What is it? Schmidt: Two words. Bunk beds. Nick: No. [laughs] No, I'm not putting bunk beds in my room, Schmidt. Schmidt: Not in your room. In my room. It'll be just like college, my man. Only with way more sex. Jess: What? Schmidt: That came out wrong. Nick: I'm not bunking with you, Schmidt. Jess: Yeah, he is. Schmidt: Yeah, he is. Nick: Yeah, he is. There's gonna be a lot of rules, and I'm gonna make most of them. Schmidt: You can make them all, man! Except for the ones that I make! [both laugh] First one in gets dibs!