Doug: We have fun! [chuckles] But the ocean does not.
Coach: What?
Doug: Listen to what I have to say if you don't want to die.
Jess: Don't worry, Coach. Everyone who works on a cruise ship is a performer. They're just doing a show.
Coach: So what? What are you talking to me about it for? I'm not scared.
Jess: I just thought you should know.
Nick: You're definitely scared.
Jess: Sure.
Coach: I'm not scared, dude. What are you talking about?