Coach: Schmidt, you're on snack table duty. Keep the chip bowls full. Don't let the kids spike the punch. And make sure Diabetic Amy only has four cookies.
Schmidt: Diabetic Amy ain't gonna get no cookies on my watch.
Coach: No, she-she has to have at least two or she'll pass out.
Schmidt: She's getting nothing as far as I'm concerned.
Coach: At least two, at least two or she'll pass out.