Cece: This bike lock was a real punk move. Seems like there's a lot of punks here. Did you do this? Hey. You did this? Huh? You did this?
Coach: Hey, easy, easy. If anyone's messing with this dance, it's one of those teachers Those hats were begging for payback. Let's do this. Hey. Listen up, chaperones. You will obey all of my instructions. This means everything to Jess. Your asses belong to me now. Which means I currently have four asses. The three of yours and mine.
Winston: I think we're capable of handling a bunch of prepubescent kids.
Coach: Do you think you are tough, Winston? You have no idea what these little bastards are capable of. I mean, I love them. I love them with all my heart. But they will hurt your feelings sometimes.