Jess: Why didn't you put the toy together when I gave it to you two weeks ago?
Nick: Because I'm not Santa Claus! I don't just put toys together two weeks in advance! And also, it's none of my business what they want to do with the toy. Maybe they want to return it. Maybe they want to put it together as a family. That is not my business. What do you want from me, Jess?
Jess: I just want you to take a little more responsibility. Just a little bit more.
Nick: And I want you to have a little faith in me! I've gotten this far in my life. And I'm doing just fine. I mean, for the most part. There's definitely a few blunders here and there that we could look past.
Jess: Whatever... The blanket's on fire!