Nick: Schmidt fired me, and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I just bought, and it was $19!
Jess: I think my thing is a little bit more-
Nick: Do you think I'm sexier when I hold it or when it's down? 'Cause I think it's kind of sexier when I hold it, like this.
Jess: Not really.
Nick: Do I look like a man of power? Imagine this: It's, like, a rainy day, I'm on the streets of New York. [whistles] Hey! Stop that cab! I'm a businessman. I'm late to an important meeting. I honestly feel like I would've been so good at this.
Jess: You don't want to be a lawyer. Why do you care whether Schmidt fired you or not?
Nick: I spent all those years at law school with those preppy dicks and I never got to prove them wrong, Jess.
Jess: Okay, go after what you want. Just make sure that what you want doesn't make you a cog on the wheel of a larger, flawed system.
Nick: Stop it. Shut your mouth. 'Cause what you're saying is beautiful. I'm gonna go put on my power suit. High and loud, girl. Whoo!