Douchey Guy: Okay, here's something. Get on a plane with me. While you think about it, put this on my card. It's the black one.
Buster: Wow. That just happened. You think maybe we should take his card and buy him a new shirt? I'm scared he'd want to change it in front of us.
Cece: I'm Cece.
Buster: Hi, Cece. I'm Buster.
Cece: I really hope that's a nickname.
Buster: No, it's not a nickname.
Cece: It's your real name?
Buster: I was bullied pretty bad.
Cece: Hi, Buster.