Schmidt: What am I supposed to do in this situation, represent myself like some nut job?
Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?
Nick: First of all, I don't want to be involved, but thank you, Courtroom Brown. And second of all, I passed the bar, which means I can practice in the state of California.
Schmidt: Oh, Nick, you would be the worst in the whole entire world. No offense. I love you, dawg.
Nick: I could be your lawyer easy. You don't forget how to be a lawyer. It's like riding a bike.
[flashback to Nick struggling to ride a bike:]
Nick: They've changed these!
[present:]
Nick: Fine. I forgot how to ride a bike. But I'm not gonna forget how to be a lawyer.