Nick: Oh, hey. How was Sacramento?
Jess: It was great. The kids cried when they saw the capital.
Nick: Oh, did they? How many students showed up?
Jess: 30.
Nick: What hotel did you stay at?
Jess: Old Sacramento Inn.
Nick: What room did you stay in?
Jess: 523.
Nick: What floor was that on?
Jess: Five.
Nick: Was there an elevator to the 4th floor?
Jess: 5th floor.
Nick: Smoking or non-smoking?
Jess: Smoking.
Nick: You don't smoke.
Jess: In Sacramento, I do.
Nick: What'd you have for breakfast?
Jess: Continental.
Nick: How are you this good at lying?! I know you're making this all up!