Schmidt: Hey, guys. Uh, just a little hot goss from apartment 4C. Abby's gone.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: She's gonna stay with your mom for a little bit. Something about saving up to be independent?
Jess: Wow. Good for her.
Nick: I'm sorry.
Schmidt: It's okay. You know in hindsight, maybe we moved a little bit too fast. I just wish that I had realized that before I rented her a storefront.
Jess: You rented her a storefront?
Schmidt: It was a three-year lease in an undesirable neighborhood. [chuckles] It totally obliterated my bank account, so I've decided to sublet my place, and I'll be moving back here, under duress.