Jess: No, I went to the hotel to get away from Nick. And I wore a robe and I watched a documentary about Ethel Kennedy and it was one of the best nights of my life. So you win. Your relationship's better than mine. And I can't even share a room with Nick.
Abby: I don't win. Come on. I swing from guy to guy. I don't think I have ever paid my own rent.
Jess: You travel the world, collecting lovers. All my lovers could fit in one SUV. And, yes, maybe somebody would have to sit on someone's lap, but they would fit. And you're just brave.