Quote from Jess in Sister III
Jess: [on the phone] Coffee for one, a sundae for one, and the most tasteful, story-driven [whispers] adult film. Preferably a period piece. The farther in the past, the better. You know what I'm talking about, girl. [later, Jess sobs] Jess: [on the phone] Do you have anything in the Byzantine era? No? Okay, just a shot in the dark.