Quote from Schmidt in Sister
Schmidt: The target is Rachael. She's a Hebrew school teacher. Nick: Crashing some random kid's bar mitzvah's the best way to get her? Schmidt: Get her on the dance floor, a little bit softer now, a little bit louder now, sweep her off her feet, we'll get married, we'll have a son named Elon. At his bar mitzvah, I tell the story of how I met his mom at this bar mitzvah. Not a dry eye in the house. Jewish continuity, et cetera, et cetera. Nick: Do you realize how long you were just talking? Schmidt: There she is. Whew! A beautiful piece of hamentaschen. Nick: What the hell is hamentaschen? Schmidt: Problem is her dad is my rabbi. He hates me. So I just need to charm Rachael before he gets to her and tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.