Schmidt: [enters] You know what? There is something I just cannot shake, I been tossing and turning all night long.
Nick: We literally have been apart for like 15 seconds, man, get out of here.
Schmidt: I am your wingman now, Nick, because it-it takes two wings-
Nick: Don't do this.
Schmidt: for a, for a bird to dance. Jessica Day, you are dating a champion.
Jess: I agree.
Schmidt: And I don't know why on earth you would be embarrassed of him.