Coach: Dude, I'm about to seal the deal. I'm not getting out.
Schmidt: I'm about to I'm- I'm a deal sealer.
Coach: I'm about to get some squish, dude, and you need to not get in between that.
Schmidt: I'm about to nail it into the wall.
Coach: Dude, I'm about to take down that va-dragon. I'm about to pin the tail on the va-donkey, dude. You better not stand in the way of this.
Schmidt: Don't call her a va-donkey. I don't even know her well and I want her to leave, but please don't call her - a va-d va-donkey.
Coach: I won't.
Schmidt: All right.