Quote from Jess in Basketsball
Jess: I have to say it. Coach, I I don't like basketball. Coach: What? Jess: There's, like, no fun parts. There's no themes. Men should not be wearing tank tops, ever. Coach: Why were you pretending to like basketball? Jess: 'Cause I wanted to be friends with you. Coach: Dude, you're my buddy's girlfriend. We're watching the game. What's the problem, dude? What else do you want? Jess: No, you're right. I'm just, um... I'm just Nick's girlfriend, so... Enjoy the game. Okay.