Quote from Schmidt in Basketsball
Schmidt: And, Nick, you know, if you're gonna be taking boudoir shots, please consult me. Nick: I know. Schmidt: I have a series of poses that many people, including myself, find very sexy. Nick: All right. Schmidt: Okay, here's one that I call the half Nelson. Nick: Yeah, I didn't do that. Schmidt: This is called a Guy Fieri. Nick: Just taste the sauces. Schmidt: Yeah. Black licorice. Nick: Yeah. Schmidt: You're welcome.