Winston: Guys, as you all know, I am the expert at changing career paths.
Schmidt: Is this something we're now bragging about?
Winston: No, Schmidt, I'm referring to my decision to quit playing the game of basketball. Jess, I will tell you this, it was not easy. It all began back...
[flashback to Winston as a baby in the hospital]
Jess: [v.o.] Come on, Winston move it along.
[present:]
Winston: Okay, Jess, fine, but don't blame me if you get lost in the nooks and crannies of this crazy English muffin we call Winston's life.