Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Jess: We're getting you out of here, and we're gonna get you a new woman, okay? Schmidt: Nick said to stay home. Jess: Well, Nick doesn't know everything, Schmidt. And please stop this. This is so disgusting. I can't even look at you. Come on, this is gross. This is getting really weird. Schmidt: Please! Just one more kiss! Jess: No, you're kissing a sectional, you dummy! Schmidt: All right. That was the right move. You did good.