Artie: Nick's at a strip club, but he's just being a normal guy in his 20s that wants to hang out with other guys in their 20s.
Jess: They're all in their 30s.
Artie: Hmm.
Jess: Yeah. Enough about Nick. What do you do when you're not making coffee at the coffee shop?
Artie: Well, actually, I own the coffee shop.
Jess: What?
Artie: It's not as glamorous as you may think. It's a lot of spreadsheets and jetting off to Brazil at a moment's notice.
Jess: Nick's never been to Brazil.
Artie: Maybe you should step away. You know, call Nick up and hash things out.
Jess: Hmm-mm, can't call Nick 'cause then he'll know I'm thinking about him.
Artie: Ah.
Jess: And then he wins.
Artie: Maybe you both win.
Jess: Say Brazil again.
Artie: Brazil.
Jess: [chuckles] Say "rubber baby buggy bumpers."
Artie: Rubber babby buggy bumpers.
Jess: Oh, my God!