Quote from Jess in Coach
Jess: Thanks for the ride, Artie. Bathroom's down the hall. It's the one with the urinals. I do live with men. Nay, boys. [to Cece] Look, if he can pee in Brazil, he can pee at my house. Cece: Do you actually like this guy? Jess: What? No, no. Nick couldn't call me his girlfriend, and that hurt. Now I want to hurt him back with some long, hot conversation. Cece: That's what you really want to do? Jess: Yes. Men suck, remember? Cece: I'm sorry about saying that, because I put that on you, all right? That's because I'm going through something right now with Schmidt. You have Nick. Jess: Nick's a child who drinks on Tuesdays. Cece: You're drinking on a Tuesday and you are a teacher. Jess: Oh, those kids are watching a movie tomorrow.