Schmidt: What about that time that we saw Michael Keaton at that deli, and he stopped, and he winked?
Nick: Honestly, I can't explain that one. It was just the weirdest day of my whole life.
Schmidt: My friend Michael.
Nick: Oh, Schmidt, look, I know this is hard, okay? But honestly, I was just trying to help. You don't need Keaton. You got me.
Schmidt: [shudders] What was that?
Nick: I'm so sorry.
Schmidt: What- Why would you say something like that?
Nick: Because I hurt you, and I've been wanting to fix this for years.
Schmidt: The end of a high school football movie?
Nick: I'm really sorry I pretended to be Keaton for the last 12 years. It's super weird. Are we good?
Schmidt: Yeah. We're good.